Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Grand ole Opry
Here in Nashville, Tennessee
All the way from Pocahontas, Illinois
It's Gretchen Wilson

Well I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago
I found an equalizer that makes his memory a no show
And I won't be jonesin' for his lovin' anymore
Cause I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago
I dropped a quarter, played Golden Rain on the jukebox. (Thank you!)
Placed my order with the guy behind the bar
And when he handed me a cold one, well I said, "Keep the change, Darlin'."
And as I drank it down, I felt the healing start

When he left me, he took my brand-new Silverado
I started thumbin' and I finally hitched a ride
I just came in here to drink a beer and watch the rednecks fight
Now I don't feel so bad goin' home alone tonight

And I won't be jonsein' for his lovin' any more
Cause I'm one bud wiser than I was a minute ago
Yes, I'm one bud wiser